So now I have to figure how to rid of my TEETH. JUST TWO CANS!? I CAN'T SURVIVE OFF OF THAT! And if I don't eat, what's the dog gonna eat?Īnyways, he said as long as I have teeth I'll have to eat DRY FOOD. So now he gets to walk around outside and think about what he's done. My human slave says I can only have TWO cans of wet food a day.
March 2018 Good News & Bad News Marchtober 0th The dog's been cleaning our litter box everyday for as long as I can remember! Watching her swallow pounds of my fecal matter gives my such joy! Honestly, it's one of the reasons why I eat so much. When he doesn't even know how to clean it! IT'S TRUE! I find it ironic that my human slave makes fun of us kitty cats for not knowing how to use a litter box. HELP! I am not okay! Everything is not okay. Oh my god, Random Kitty is shitting a rainbow onto my head right now. *catnip crisis starts* The fuck just happened?! It's okay. 90lb of stupid packed into one enormous ball of shit. I mean just look at that giant stupid face. Found some paper, rolled it up and dibbed that shit the right way. This is MY fucking catnip and you can both just go to hell! Once I'd gotten rid of them. But eventually I had no choice but to show them that they were doing it the wrong way. THIS IS NOT FAIR! I watch those two idiots eat catnip fight and gag like morons! I gathered my own little pile while they weren't looking. Today is officially the worst day of my lives! My human slave gave out to Random Kitty and Gibbyson. January 2018 Sylvester's Catnip Crisis Januember 4st
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